As most of us now are parents I would love to know what we tell our kids of "Back in the day" when we was growing up...lol
I'll start... Back in the day, I did not get to go to a fancy hotel and stay just for my birthday EVERY YEAR!!!
I haven't read a book quite like this in such a long time that it was a breath of fresh air. People do still know how to write books that can appeal to everyone. I mean, if you hate to read I swear that you would still get a kick out of this book. It's not the traditional book, so really don't expect for it to be or you will ruin it for yourself. So, Jon Stewart was a damn fool with this book my favorites were as followed:
Saturn- God liked this planet. So he put a ring on it.
Jupiter- The biggest planet. Tread lightly: as you can see by the Great RedSpot, it's got herpes.
North America-- Nickname "The Landmass That Kicks Landass!"
Hurricanes-- A.k.a "typhoons" or "cyclones," depending on ethnicity of victims
After learning how to talk, the next logical step was learning how to make a piece of wood tell racist jokes.
Races of Man: Asiatic, Negroid, Normal and Australoid
Loofah- Waterproof sandpaper
Belt- Pant-fastener adjustable for easy gluttony
Pajamas- Were special clothes people had to start wearing when their kids turned three.
They told Elmo "no one wants to see a monster get ticked anymore, kid. You'll never make a penny with that act." But Elmo no listen.
For many women, co-hosting The View was a crucial step in coping with menopause.
Q: What was the happiest period in a human's life? A: Either the one immediately preceding the period one was currently in, or the one immediately following it.
Q: Could both men and women be homosexuals? A: Yes, but not with each other.
Q: What were the most common ways of proposing marriage? A: A man would most commonly declare his intentions by presenting his beloved with a diamond ring on a large television during a packed sporting event. In the rare case when a woman asked the man to marry, she often did it by urinating on a stick and showing him the results.
Escape: Alcohol and Drugs
Please check this book out!! It was a great read. Even if you have to skim thru it:)
So in reflection of my life I thought about posing this question to my followers. So answer as truthfully as possible but there is one catch...this excludes anything that has to do with any relationship at all. This is more on a single/personal level.
If you could change one thing, what would it be and why? Also, do you feel that it would have impacted your life in a manner that would have changed where you are today.
I'm interested so let me know.
Original News Clip--Huntsville Rapist
Antoine Dodson--Huntville Rapist "Bed Intruder" BET Appearance
LOS ANGELES (CBS) Antoine Dodson from Huntsville, Ala., is one of the latest memes to come out of YouTube. After being interviewed by a local news station on July 29 about his sister, who was attacked by a home intruder, the video began to trickle into the blogosphere.
Dodson's raw emotionality has had a lot of different interpretations. Some people were amused by the way he described what happened, some were drawn in by his intensity and his new fans - who he says are rape victims themselves - related to to his reaction towards the circumstances. In their eyes, he became a sort of hero for speaking out and now making something positive of this situation for him and his family.
He told me over Skype, "At the time, I didn't really care because I was so angry. I didn't want what I said to be swept under the rug so I felt like I should just put it out there like it really was."
Source: ON THE SCENE WITH SHIRA & Daily Motion
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