What Size Are Those Pants Dear???

Who wears the pants in your relationship? This is really a sensitive subject to most in relationships. We all like to think that we have the control but do we really? What do you get out of controlling everything? Men, do you really want to go grocery shopping, pick up the children from ballet or meet your mother for lunch to discuss the family china that will be passed down when she dies and ladies do you really want to change the oil manually, cut down that tree that is just waiting for that right storm to come to fall on your 20 year old roof that already needs to be repaired, and do you really want to clean out the basement when the sewer line backs up into it...hell no! Face it, we both need help with things. Times changed just a bit as time has gone on.

They are now in the woman’s favor and let me tell you, we are LOVING it. Now we may let our men wear the pants, but we control the zipper, the pockets, and the buttons...lol! Still not sure? Go to the mirror and ask yourself the question;
“Who wears the pants in my relationship?” Then look down. You may very well be wearing pants but do you have the control?

My personal opinion is that a relationship should be 50/50 at all times and in every situation. So in the case of a 50/50 relationship both man and woman would wear capri pants. Might as well fellas. Ya'll already be having the pants fallin off ya asses. Oh what a sight that would be, can you imagine it, all the men in the world wearing capri pants? (fade to scene... yep, i'm cracking up inside). But the reality is that no you can’t imagine that, and do you know why? It’s because most women have their men take off their pants at the beginning of the relationship and hand them over.

NOTICE!!! Hope is not lost fellas, so fear not. This can be prevented but it requires a little bit of work on your part. Are you ready? No, I mean really pay fuckin attention. This is all you have to do...

GRAB YOUR BALLS!!!!!!!!!!

Those things between your legs that you scratch in public all the time. Yeah go ahead and give them a nice tight squeeze. Remember that you may want a child or another child so be careful but take back your manhood!

If your girl is being a bitch for no damn reason and need to be put in her place, for the sake of your manhood put her there. Do so in a respectful way mind you. But don't let us talk to you like you are nothing. Look, if I can get away with talking to you reckless, why would I stop if I'm getting what I want. But listen to my crazy words and acknowledge what I said and then with everything that you have counter the argument! I aint sayin that you need to right every time but I'm saying have the confidence that you are not wrong in that moment. Sometimes we just need that "reality check" that "man shit" is just that, "man shit" but do not let us walk all over you like a door mat. Remember, we can not control you if you are in control of you...

aaaahhhh.... This has been your motivation for the day...lol!