"The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Presents Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race."

I haven't read a book quite like this in such a long time that it was a breath of fresh air. People do still know how to write books that can appeal to everyone. I mean, if you hate to read I swear that you would still get a kick out of this book. It's not the traditional book, so really don't expect for it to be or you will ruin it for yourself. So, Jon Stewart was a damn fool with this book my favorites were as followed:


Saturn- God liked this planet. So he put a ring on it.

Jupiter- The biggest planet. Tread lightly: as you can see by the Great RedSpot, it's got herpes.

North America-- Nickname "The Landmass That Kicks Landass!"

Hurricanes-- A.k.a "typhoons" or "cyclones," depending on ethnicity of victims

After learning how to talk, the next logical step was learning how to make a piece of wood tell racist jokes.

Races of Man: Asiatic, Negroid, Normal and Australoid

Loofah- Waterproof sandpaper

Belt- Pant-fastener adjustable for easy gluttony

Pajamas- Were special clothes people had to start wearing when their kids turned three.

They told Elmo "no one wants to see a monster get ticked anymore, kid. You'll never make a penny with that act." But Elmo no listen.

For many women, co-hosting The View was a crucial step in coping with menopause.

Q: What was the happiest period in a human's life? A: Either the one immediately preceding the period one was currently in, or the one immediately following it.

Q: Could both men and women be homosexuals? A: Yes, but not with each other.

Q: What were the most common ways of proposing marriage? A: A man would most commonly declare his intentions by presenting his beloved with a diamond ring on a large television during a packed sporting event. In the rare case when a woman asked the man to marry, she often did it by urinating on a stick and showing him the results.

Escape: Alcohol and Drugs


Please check this book out!! It was a great read. Even if you have to skim thru it:)