Funny How #3--Alone and Contemplating

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Funny how I'm always alone and you are always with your family. I go to bed alone and you are with your family. I spend the evening with you and you have to leave me to, yes again, go home to be with your family. I wake up alone and you are still with your family. At what point is your family ME?

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I'm Happy, You're Happy....Now what???


So I like you and you like me. We've progressed into our relationship and coming up on the point where when we get around new people I'm introduced as just your girlfriend and your just my boyfriend. or we just each other's boo. At what point does this title change? What is the next "promotion"....significant other? Do guys really use those terms? Some of us women get right down to it and say that "this is my future husband" and then the look of "OMFG" comes over the dude. Why is this? Why is this so scary that a woman looks to you as her future husband? Are you not confident in your relationship with her to smile and claim your woman and your title with a "Helz Yea"! Now on the flip side of all this, I have witnessed the man tell his guests (family included) that "this is my future wife"! Ding, Ding, Ding!!! Why will this female look at this fool and roll her eyes and say some off the wall shit like "You need to do more than that to have me as your wifey"! C'mon ladies, these men are coming at you correct and you either need to recognize that they do in fact care about you or go back to dealing with that same nonsense that you been dealing with.

Now, you're my dude and I'm your girl! What's next? The family meeting...lol! Yes ya'll, we all have some that we claim or not and what is the deciding factor to introduce them to your better half? Hmmm...Janice is the outcast of the family only because she slept with your cousin's baby daddy but you think that you two have a banging sense of fashion sooo...check, she made the intro list...lol! Tyrone, just got out of jail two months ago and everyone in the family is really taking bets on how long he will stay out before he gets his ass locked up again BUT that "prison iron" got his body ripped and you think that your dude could holla at him about his routine sooo....check! He made the intro list too! Now, you see your momma walk out the kitchen door with that big ass pan of baked beans for the BBQ and you decide to grab your girl and bust a "U" right in the middle of the lawn and hop the fence all because "baby, I love my momma and I don't want her to talk about you to your face". BUT then you realize that his momma is the same woman that you met at the nail salon talking about this girl that her ONLY SON been dating for 7 years now and then you start to think that "we've only been together for 3 months" and then as you approach the car you decide to confront this fool and ask him "who tha fuck is Renee" (you only know her name because you was being nosey when his momma was talking).

But in this whole dysfunctional world you take his sorry ass back because he fed you some bullshit about "I don't tell my momma everything and me and that girl been over since '92" but then he gets down on one knee and asks you "will you marry me boo" and you of course say "YES". Why, why, whyyyyyyy!

Now that you're married and expecting their first child....

Okay readers, finish this blog for me...lol! I'm looking forward to seeing how creative that ya'll are...lmao!

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Time for change...

Monday, July 26, 2010


I remember it like it was yesterday. I’d had come to the point in my life where I was ready to give myself to a man. Not just any man but whom I thought was my soul mate at the time. Now we were young and stupid (yes ya’ll, straight ass young & dumb) and I wanted at the time for him to make a decision that he apparently wasn’t able to make. Though circumstances always change and somehow we always found our way back to each other, every time was different…why was this? How after years after the initial meeting and my ultimatum of choosing me or the streets and unfortunately the choice was the streets am I always taken to yet another meeting, different circumstances and the promise of being a better man do I still believe him. I believe that he would never hurt me. I believed it then and I still believe that he would have provided everything that I wanted and treated me like a queen. Wow…so many years…. 2, 4, 5, 8, 10. Everything is the same as it was. BUT now he is coming to me with his heart in his hand (as he has always done) and yet again there is a decision to me made. But this time it is not the questions that are flowing from my mouth to his ears but from his heart to my heart which is making my mind go crazy. What is it that has changed? Are we the same people that we once were? Did we really change at all? Could we be happy with the lives that we have set forth for ourselves and be able to allow that other to enter with such grace? Who determines our fate at this point…Me, Him, or HE (the almighty)?

The way that this man has always questioned me about the paternity of MY child as if it were OUR child always emphasizes how great of a father he is.

With time there is change. Change for the good and sometimes for the bad, in people and in circumstance. So with all the changes that are/were being made, I guess the real question is “Is this a big enough change to CHANGE my life?” that is the burning question of the night….

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40/30..Submits...wow!


So i received this message the other day and still i'm not feeling this woman at all. First you hate me for no reason at all and then you send me a hateful "inbox" (remember... the 40/30 blog) and now you want to apologize...hmm...I dunno people, what do you think? First off, again, I'm not a fan of the inbox messages anyways so as before here is the entire message:

"Cassandra Niecey Dallas July 25 at 4:17pm Report

I apologize for coming at you the way I did I'm a lady first and I should not have took my personal issues out on you what I go through is my business and I don't even know you like that or even talk to you like that. so I'm done with the drama its over I want peace I dont do gossip and I hope this ends today even on fb we dont have to be best friends or friends at all for that matter but I don't want the tension. So hopefully as woman we can agree an be done

Mrs. Dallas"

Okay, Now I don’t know what to do with this. I should have never been involved in the first place but now you want to apologize to me as if I cared. I am who I am and you all know that I am three people in one (SinSiNattie > Nattie > Natasha) and quite frankly we are all a bitch! We do not change our ways for one person and we do hold grudges. So I guess the real question is…If this was you, what would your reaction be to this situation?

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Welcome to Ms. Valerie

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Wassup Family. I want to introduce you to Ms. Valerie. She inboxed me a nice message today after reading the 40/30 blog that I posted early this morning (and yes, I'm still pissed!). See, why can't all my messages be nice like hers...lol! Welcome her into the family with open arms. This is what she had on her wall today. Too damn funny...



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40/30 aka the #1 Fan

So.... I'm being blamed because you cant get your shit together in your house? okay! I'm gonna go really slow for you and only use little words because I know you wont understand it...Did you get that first part "sweetheart".

First I need to address my real fans before I blast your ass in this early a.m. To my readers, let me say thank you. The new number is 1772 and I have enjoyed every moment of this. Now I also would like to apologize because I have this GIRL not woman that is involving me in this little game that she has going on and well I thought that it would amuse you so let me put it out there and please feel free to comment as to what you feel I should do. We will all thank her soon because like I said before "simple bitches is so easy."

I received a "inbox note" on facebook today from Cassandra Niecey Dallas that simply read (and this is a straight copy/paste of this ignorant shit):

"You know what sweetheart I have had enough of Bull Shit!!!!! He aint going to check your ass I will no matter what me and my hub is going through it has nothing to do with you. You just keep picking and picking and you know what if fb is making your 9 hour day when you can be working and doing somehthing productive then have at it. When I see you in person you don't have shit to say be a woman about yours please. It don't matter what you think you can do to get my hub it WONT WORK ok sweetheart and IF you do then you deserve him because you have put in over time to get him. So get you some business please. I have had enough I'm so tired of you anything you got to say handle it when you see me in person ok please and by the way get you some class 101 you need it because on my worse day you nothing up against me ok so now run that to my mother and sister in law you got the right one BITCH!!!!!!!!! "

OKAY now ya'll know I'm bout to get at her right!?!?! I told this bitch to just click that fuckin button...you know which one I'm talkin about!



Don't send me no message for you to deny, let everybody know how you feeling. Don't get me wrong, I am flattered that you took time out of your day (of not doin shit) to send me a muthafuckin message! WOW!

So now I'm gonna respond to that BULLSHIT (yes honey, it is one word... not two) I know you have had enough of bullshit. But the bullshit does not come from me. It's all in your mind sweetheart. He ain't gotta nor has he eva had to "check me" because I didn't do anything to your dumb ass. You are correct when you say that what you're goin thru with your "hub" has nothing to do with me...So why the fuck do you keep involving me? I don't know you, don't want to fuckin know you nor would I ever want to associate with a immature, crazy ass, insecure woman like you! The fact of the matter is that you dream this shit up in your mind to a point where you start believing the shit! Honey there is drugs for that, make sure you match the weight up and get the dosage right for it to be effective!

Then there is my job....hahah! First off, I have one and I own my own company ask your husband, he was around when I started it. Don't worry yourself wondering what i'm doing with my time. See honey when you're the boss you have no rules for the day other than makin money. I got that! My children have more in their savings accounts than you would ever make in your lifetime....believe that! And no I dont have shit to say to you because Bitch you are INVISIBLE to me! Although I dont know how I can miss you, but I owe you nothing! Yea, when I come around, I make sure that I speak to those that matter to me and you just don't fit that criteria sweetheart. And that is me being a WOMAN that don't give a fuck about Mrs. Cassandra Niecey Dallas...


Ya'll she think that I want her husband...smdh! We cool and definitely left the past in the past! It seems that you got your hands full sweetie checking up on his every move but if you was any good at it you would have valid proof other than "the voices in my head told me so!" And you tired of me....Bitch I'm so fuckin cool on you right now. And you keep speaking of "when I see you." C'mon Mrs. Dallas, you can't whoop me! You get out of breath chasing Demi around the house! Quit facebook stalking and tryin to have your family send me a friend request. Just because I have a mutual friend (your husband) that doesn't truly mean that they are a friend of his.... I know those people cuz we cool too! And they hate your dumb ass too!

I need to get some...how did you put it..."class 101?" Bitch you need a dictionary to get your grammar right! You so "polished" and shit yet so fuckin tacky. You can't keep your man happy so you wanna blame every female that comes in his presence. We cant help it that we threaten you with our "realness!" We not the reason that your marriage is failing...you are! Quit "acting like" everything in your house is cool! I don't care whether it is or isn't I really dont want to hear about it but you keep puttin your business out in the street then do stupid shit like "inbox a bitch" and then blame everyone else. How can I pick and pick if I don't ever talk to you or see you? You not on my facebook page, you not in my life... Is your husband talking about me again? hmmm...yea that could be it!


Now let's get one thing straight... on my worst day Mrs. Dallas, your husband will have more love for me than he ever will for you! Let me tell you why: he can come and sit and chill with me and my better half and have a Drama-Free day (only until you start blowing up all three of his cell phones) because after the first missed call he gotta be fucking somebody cuz he didnt answer. And Sweetheart you really need to check some shit in at the door because we (not you) have a "Dallas" in common and it isn't his mother (The new Mrs. Craig! ), or his sister honey! So...know your role! And like you say "don't call D call you" same goes for you...Call Me! Ask me Bitch what I'm talkin about and I can show you some shit that will make your fuckin head spin! You will then understand why you will never be put on the pedestal that he puts me on! Your husband is all about his children, family, friends....whoa! wait, is that it? Is Mrs. Dallas jealous of the children?? I know they more on your level but boo they just kids. Demi isn't old enough to be rockin a 3.5 carat diamond ring. But trust me her and Sam will have one that's bigger and more meaningful.

And lastly, I don't run nothing to your husband's mother and sister. It's disrespectful.. to even your "hub" (what a bullshit ass way to refer to your husband) but you tell them that shit yourself, I'm no messenger I'm just the muthafuckin executioner. And the only BITCH you need to be tending to is diamond, while your husband is AWAY making his life better!


Please feel free to comment on this shit... i know you was amused just like I was...lmao!


We gonna get him a t-shirt made that just simply says...


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What is a real compromise?

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

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Funny How #2--Patience...

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Funny how I had the most wonderful/horrible day ever and I really want to tell SOMEBODY...but I cant. UGH! Patience is not my best character trait!




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Funny How Segment... Shall We Begin?

Thursday, July 15, 2010



I guess I'm starting a blog segment that is just titled "Funny How". From this point forward I'm gonna showcase some really ignorant bullshit that goes on around me..


PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT A REFLECTION OF MY LIFE. If it is I will tell you. Cuz I'm REAL like that!


So the first is...It's funny how this picture is makin my head hurt more than the bullshit that I'm going thru right now... This is about me!









SinSiNattie

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I'm Not An Option, I Deserve To Be A Priority..


I've done a lot of thinking lately. The thinking that only occurs when you're pressed between bedsheets and the clock is staring back at you in bright red 3am's and your mind is playing a constant loop of memories you'd rather forget.

Let's face it: My love life is pretty much a giant shit show. I've had my heart ripped out of my chest one too many times. Thru idealism and hope and a desperate desire to believe in someone against all odds. It's the lure of breathing in a familiar smell while tucked in the arms of someone you love, even though better judgment says he'll hurt you (not physically but emotionally).

I know that life is not a romantic comedy, but I guess I've still kind of fallen into the idea that maybe sometimes things are meant to be. I've learned a few things though. I constantly see couples breaking up, talking shit and then getting back together - an ebb and flow that they come to accept as normal. I guess on a grand scale I'm guilty of this, but recent events have taught me a very important lesson: the person who is really great for you, the person who brings out the best in you, your partner in crime? That person is not going to second guess your relationship until it's lost all meaning. That person is not going to rip your heart out of your chest even one time, and he certainly won't do it twice. And that person shouldn't make you an option, because in love you deserve to be a priority.

I might still fall silent when I stumble across old pictures. I might stay up until early morning hours to avoid thinking myself to death while trying to fall asleep. And, yeah, I might still ache to hear a confession of remorse.

But I'm not going to waste my time on someone who isn't great for me. Settling for familiarity is bullshit. As hard as it is, I'm going to move on. One day, I'll find someone capable of keeping my heart safe when I hand over the key and say, "Hey, don't fuck this up."

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Goin Solo...tired of a so called grown man acting like a BOY!!!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

"Write something good for a change" he says. How can I when all you bring me is your "bad days" that end up at my fuckin house that I have nothing to do with. How dare you be so disrespectful to the fact that you disregard everything that I ask you to do and just things that you should do which is BE ON TIME, TAKE ME OUT (COMPLETELY),MAKE ME FEEL LIKE OUR RELATIONSHIP IS WORTH IT! OMG, is this shit really that hard. I swear that I am the one that's always at home waiting on you, has to foot the entire bill for everything we do (because you think that I like to do it....wtf!) have to plan the entire evening because you wont do it! So, I'm done! I'm gonna claim this day to stop WAITING and start LIVING. I dont have the kids with me a lot and why sacrifice my life for a fuckin man that gives me nothing but excuses all the time. Oh, my bad, they are not excuses they are just snippets of "reasons" (when did excuses and reasons have the same definition?...now!) why he cant do something. So Florida, I'm coming back to visit and leaving my fuckin phone in Ohio where it needs to stay and enjoy myself without hearing some fucked up message because my phone is not working and he cant get in touch with me. How is it that I gotta be doing something foul. Is it because you stay with your baby momma? hmmm, and I really dont know about that situation...and I really dont care at this point. I hope that someday you will find someone to put up witht the bullshit that you've put me thru. I'm noticing that stupidity doesn't fall far from the family tree. But why must I sit in "stand-by" while you figure the shit out! Nope, not doing it. So I will rely on the people that really care about me. That can be there for me when I need them without questions asked. So blessed to have people in my life like that. I'm tired of being the Sponsor and not the "equal".

How does a man feel comfortable with letting the female pay for everything. It's one thing if he doesnt work and is going thru hard times but damn! When your fuckin car gets more attention than the person that your fuckin...hmmm.....Finally realizing why you want me around! So going solo...this is gonna be fun!

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Would You "Do Over" With Your Ex?

Thursday, July 8, 2010




Are you thinking of resuming a relationship with your ex? How and when is it appropriate
to do so? Is resuming a relationship with an ex a positive or a negative? I'm a little torn because I come from the thoughts that you only move forward. I guess that I've had some time to think about this and yet someone else brought it to me to write about it. I feel so lucky...

I guess there are many reasons to start dating an ex again. After all, you must have had something in common to become a couple in the first place. You certainly had many good qualities to keep you interested before the "breakup", and it is normal to think back to the good times after you have gone your separate ways.


First, think about what made you two decide to "throw in the towel". If they were unfaithful or lied enough to make you suspicious that they were unfaithful, it probably is not a good idea to get back together. Chances are they will assume you have forgiven the "incident" if you accept them back after they cheated. Be prepared to leave the event fully in the past to give your renewed relationship a fair chance at succeeding this time. If you cannot do that, then it is probably best not to rekindle the romance. Less volatile issues (tidiness, choice of friends, etc.) may seem less important with some time apart.

Next, consider the reasons for your new perspective if the traits that were once deal breakers no longer bear the same importance to you. Make certain loneliness is not driving your decision-making process. Start finding things to do if you think a hole in your social calendar may be partially to blame for your willingness to forgive. It may not only put an end to your loneliness, but also help you to meet other people closer to your ideal match. Resist pressure from family and friends who liked them so much. A bad match is still a bad match even if your Auntie has other ideas...lol! Tell her to mind her business!

If you were responsible for the transgressions in your relationship and want to make amends, be prepared for a long, hard road. You are going to have to earn their trust again, and possibly make drastic changes in your life to prove you have changed for the better. Typically, it takes two years without incident to be able to convince someone the changes are permanent... typically(that's what the statistics said)...lmao! The object of your affections may not choose to wait that long to see if you are, in fact, regretful. While it may be too late to get back together with your ex, positive changes may help you to attract a more suitable match in your future.


Never consider dating your ex again if they come with baggage that is hurtful to you. It is never okay for a anyone to be violent towards you, and if your ex was violent towards you your physical safety must come first. Allowing yourself to resume a relationship with a batterer is potentially deadly, and not worth it. An ex doesn’t need to slap you to be hurtful, either. Don’t waste your time with an ex who was verbally abusive. If you were really so ugly, stupid, unattractive or mean, would they really want to get back together with you? Verbal abuse often leads to physical harm, and it is best left in the past. Drug and alcohol addictions are also potentially damaging to you. Do not consider reuniting with an ex who is newly clean and sober. Wait at least one year to determine if their rehabilitation was successful...but they can be manipulative so be prepared


I guess you need to asses dating your ex the same way you would any other person. Are they clean, respectful or considerate? Do they meet your expectations of a good partner and potential spouse? Sometimes the passage of time allows you to appreciate traits in an ex you did not acknowledge at the time. Maturity can be a wonderful relationship enhancement. With both eyes wide open, the second time around can be great with an ex.

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The Importance of Mutual Respect between Parents and Children

Wednesday, July 7, 2010


The Importance of Mutual Respect between Parents and Children....hmmm...first everyone needs to have the understanding of the importance of mutual respect within the parent-child relationship that requires that we first have a clear definition of what respect itself actually entails. According to Webster, respect is the "willingness to show deferential consideration, appreciation, and regard for another's opinion, wishes, and judgment." As adults we usually understand the importance of demonstrating such regard for those we consider our equals or those of authority. Yet, as parents, we often mistakenly view respect as a one-way street, placing ourselves on the receiving end of what we consider our just due. We are, after all, the older and wiser, the life-givers and providers of our children. By thinking this, we tend to feel that any difference of opinion demonstrated by our children is an act of disrespect.


Certainly, we can not and should not consider our children as our equals in all ways. We have lived longer and have far more life experiences to base our opinions and decisions on. The fact is that our children are people too, complete with feelings, ideas, and desires. And recognition and consideration of these is ultimately linked with their sense of dignity and self-worth. We need to stress the importance of treating our children as we would want to be treated. As human beings, "children have the right to feel all their feelings, to have their body's dignity respected, and are entitled to expect to be treated worthily". This is the foundation of mutual respect.


This is not to say that we should allow our children to do whatever they want or change our decisions because they may disagree. It is our responsibility to teach them right and wrong. By doing so, they will ultimately make better choices as they grow and mature. But mutual respect means that we, as parents, must be willing to take the time to listen to their wishes and viewpoints just as we expect them to listen to ours. We must also be willing to compromise when doing so does not jeopardize their safety or the values we are attempting to teach them. By allowing them to make choices within acceptable limits, we are demonstrating our trust and respect for them as individuals.


Everyone has a different parenting style; no one can tell you the right way to raise your children. There is no book for this unfortunately. Whatever your chosen method is, however, you can always incorporate mutual respect into the fold. By giving your children the benefit of the doubt and allowing them the respect to make their choices, you are giving them a chance to blossom on their own. This initial respect is important for building a lasting and meaningful relationship with your children.


It's true what they say; raising children is definitely a labour of love. You put so much of yourself into it that it can become stressful and overwhelming, and that's before you take into consideration the fact that you also want your children to respect you. It doesn't need to always be highly stressful and constantly demanding though, you can have a wonderful civil relationship with your children. If you can treat them with genuine respect, they will be much more likely to treat you with the same. This mutual respect is important for the lasting bonds connecting parents and children throughout later life.


Respect goes both ways. Children need to be respectful and honest with their parents as well. If that doesn't happen, then the whole system will fail. How can you have respect for your child's decisions if they won't give you the respect and honesty you also deserve. Children will often listen to their parents more when they have respect for them. They won't want to let you down, and will follow your rules and be honest with you because of this respect. A mutual respect between parents and children means that communication will be open, issues will be discussed and disagreements will be dealt with through cooperation.


It doesn't need to be difficult to teach them this concept. As long as honesty and respect are a value that you consistently practice in your household your children should easily pick it up. It's a very old and warn out saying, but as long as you do unto others as you would have them do onto you, you should be fine. Putting that into perspective means that you can't expect your children to respect you and your decisions if you can't do the same for them.

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My 2010 Pisces Horoscope --Elaborated



Caring and Kind-- I try to be most of the time but sometimes it's just plain hard to do depending on the situation.

Smart. -- 4.0 Baby! I was taught (by none otha than my momma that education is everything if you {singin} want to be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere, you betta wake up and paaaay attention" to life. Thanks Mom and Lauryn Hill (sister act 2). Look at me know. I was the nerd in school but i'm so having my Mike Jones moment "I rememba baack den"...lmao. "I'm SinSiNattie, don't act like you don't know the name, Ain't nothing changed but my change, I'm gonna stay the same"....whoooo! Boosie gonna need to "wipe me down" B-A-D-A-Z-Z that's me!



Likes to be the centre of attention--uh oh, I think some of this came out in the "smart" section...lol! I really don't I can't turn all this off. I be turnin heads with all this hotness. I swear you can hear a pin drop when this "red" walk into tha club! What can I say... 'ish happens!

Very organized--Yes this is sooo me! Everything has a place in my house, in my office, in my life. Gotta always know the Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? At all times!

High appeal to opposite sex--hmm...yea Luda was thinking about me when he came out with "My Chick Bad".. {singin}"My chick bad, my chick hood My chick do stuff that yo' chick wish she could" ...lol! I swear that I can walk outta the house in crap that I cut my crass in and somebody want to try to "holla atch girl"

Likes to have the last word.- I don't like it, it just happens....


Good to find, but hard to keep--This is interesting... I'm good to find? I guess I am....cuz I be at home. But when you "find" me to be with me, yes to keep me will be the hardest thing you will ever do.

Passionate, wonderful lovers- Whew! Yea, i'm diggin this... I should create a poll...lol. The question would be "Is Natasha > Nattie> SinSiNattie a passionate lover"?


Fun to be around-- I am THE PARTY. I Love to have a blast. No Drama here. I just like to chill and act a damn fool. If you know me, then you know exactly what i'm talking about


Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily-- Man this is bringing back to many memories. I think that I need to leave this one alone.

VERY caring--Of course I care... a blessing and a curse at times but this is who I am. If you are in my "Life Circle" I love you with everything that I have.

Always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick--I do and I do, and I give and I give and all you give me is this popsicle with this damn "joke" on it...smdh.

They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting--didn't we already go into this already.

Extremely weird but in a good way--What! I've never been called weird... sexy, intelligent, hot-headed, crazy...but in a good way...lol


Good sense of humour--I think that I do at least. I'm not too serious with anything.

Thoughtful--I think...


Loves to joke-- Q. What do you call a sick eagle? A. Ill-eagle.... heheh
Very popular-- I dont know...am I?


Silly, fun and sweet-- I dont know about that sweet part...hmmm...

Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be--SOOOOOO True...Everyone makes the list initially but "cuts" happen daily...lmao!
DID THEY MISS ANYTHING??? LET ME KNOW...HOW ELSE AM I....?

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Bitch Please, You'll Never Be Like Me...

Friday, July 2, 2010



This goes out to that insecure, non-working ass, can't keep yo marriage together cuz you too busy lettin yo kids run yo shit lookin, disrespect'n my momma (ya'll, yes she did), "i'm gonna go where you go Boo" cuz this chick right here might try to fuck you in the hospital emergency room, non-independent woman that thinks that just cuz she MARRIED we all jealous of her! {breathe}

BITCH PLEAZE!

Ladies please tell this chick who I am!: (and yes I put a damn colon after my exclaimation mark cuz I'm bout to break this shit down)!

I'm a hard workin black woman that is Certified and Degreed. Let me list them for you:


Bachelor Degree in Mechanical Engineering. Yes honey the label "ME" goes behind my name


Associate Degree in Human Resource Management--I know people that know people please dont make me send them your way. And that would be "HRM" after the "ME"


Associate Degree in Business Management--This is important... I "manage" my business and trust me baby I can "manage" yours too! Been there, done that! A.S.B.A homie...


Associate Degree in Computer Science-I can help Facebook block out all tha fake ass hoes! You included! That think that just because you Married that everyone wants to be like you...again I say, BITCH PLEAZE!! M.I.S. oh yea, don't get it twisted!


Project Management Professional-- yea this means that I can WORK, watch tv, clean my house and be on facebook at the same time all while I make my paper! cuz {singin} I dont know what you heard about me, I'm a muthafuckin PMP...Get at her Curtis!


And i'm Six Sigma Black Belt Certified- And no this aint karate! This grown woman shit! Ask your employer why they contracted me...whoops! I forgot yo ass dont work! SSBB...smdh, I'm so exhausted cuz my brain is overworked!

Boo I never meant to make you more insecure than you already was. I can't help it that these men find it attractive that a black woman (don't let this bright skin fool yo ass) can handle her own. I dont need a man to do for me. But you can best believe that any man that I am with is taken care of by every means necessary and I am too! Let me give my tribute to Michael Jackson yet again by sayin that "I rememba tha time" no wait, let's not give you the upper hand to know what went down in my relationship but yet lets turn all the attention on you boo-boo since you are the one with the 3.5 carat ring & 2 carat diamond bracelet... ooh, i'm so cool on you right now but all I gotta say is that just cuz the ring is big (so are other things) that dont mean that it hold sentimental value to the one that matches his mothers...and we all know how much he loves momma. Did you see that in the picture... I bet you didn't but you bout to check that shit out now on facebook...lol!



Wow! It's funny how all the ex's can chill and not be beef'n til that one ____________(cuz I got so many words to fill in that fuckin blank right now its crazy) come around with that "all eyes on me" mentality. Bitch you aint 2Pac! You may look like Biggie and I know you beggin yo husband to "give you one more chance" but that shit aint got nothing to do wit me.

So, I'm glad that I got my girls behind me always cuz Real recognize Real and lil wayne in the background flowin "She's on Fire"! See my homegirls is down fa whateva but yo people is too busy sayin stupid shit like "Hatas go hard they like diddy cant stop wont stop" Again Bitch Pleaze! Use a realistic lyrical genius like Jay-Z and sing "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" Even Eminem & Wayne is flowin betta than Diddy! I wanna be like them and "pick the world up and I’ma drop it on your fuckin’ head" cuz that's what this bitch do!



I'm just so weak that all you came with was some stupid ass Facebook status! Forreal! Do you not know that I assasinate bitches with my words?!?!?! So let me analyze yo dumb ass status...hmm...simple bitches is soooo easy...hahaha!

"Married dont get it confused"--why we need to be confused honey? Cuz apparently that 3.5 carat ring is worth more than your marriage. Post all the pictures you want honey cuz it really dont matter we all know the truth! We are SECURE in our relationships...



"So rather we get on each other nerves or not or rather you like that were together"- Bitch pleaze, who gives a fuuuuuck! I dont have to like it really dont care, remember you have a problem with me! As far as the nerves go, Damn there aint gonna be a therapist in town with no degree high enough to fix tha shit you call a marriage!



"You had your turn now it's mine"-- Do you Boo... do you! But for it to be a "game" doesn't it have to include two players not just one... last time I checked, well nevamind. But real funny tho...hahah! you amused me for .2 seconds!



Oh shit and my favorite "so when I see you in person continue to be mute... and only comment on fb"-- now this bitch dun up an dun it! Umm when I saw yo dumb ass last it was at the hospital to see "MY NEPHEW" and why was I there?!?!?! Drumroll please... Cuz...wait, let me clear my throat... I am family and your husband called me boo! And I was far from mute then so I dont know what tha fuck you talking bout! but it really dont matter...by tha fuckin way, dont worry yourself with what I give to momma. I dont bring her stress and DRAMA i bring her help with whatever she need. Always has and Always will! So the next time you open yo mouth to speak and let stupid shit slid out rememba that look "yo husband" gave you that just plain meant "shut tha fuck up" I remember that from "my turn" but apparently you haven't learned that yet!



So yes, I so enjoyed all of my day cuz I got to also enjoy "a conversation" and felt so bad to hear that WARNING due to the high volume of drama and kidish acting ways this facebook page may be deleted at any time so make sure you know how to stay intouch with me in the event of this happening.. Maybe that was for you..hmmm!



If you didnt read my status today on facebook it went something like this:



Really! When did i became such a threat? Now I understand that if you dont have your life together that can be frustrating at times but that is YOUR fault, not mine! I told ya'll that I cant turn all this off. Yes you are MARRIED and that's fine cuz that was your choice. So you need to tend that or find a hobby. I got ..."tha dream" Family, Friends, Personal life, Job, House, Cars... GET ON MY LEVEL!

I'm so sick of insecure women that think that their job is to "check up" on they man like facebook lurkin is they job! who's got that time! Yea a face to face may def be in order but don't let my suite and heels fool ya. I will be a corporate thug! Try me!

And as far as that 3.5 carat ring & 2 carat diamond bracelet, hold on to that 'ish cuz you gonna need it to pay ya rent boo! See this is what happens when you hang around other NON-independent females, they wanna gas you up and make you THINK that you are something that you already know you aint. {singin} I N D E P E N D E N T Do You Know What That Mean Man!

So with all this being said I cant wait for tomorrow for us all to have a blast again. And if you should ever be so lucky to be in my presence Imma need you to address me as follows:

Ms. Natasha M. Johnson, ME, HRM, A.S.B.A, MIS, PMP, SSBB that's one nice ass lookin title cuz i'm a "paperfiend" ...Wassup Laylo;-) Keep makin that music baby!

what's yours??? WIFE--for now! Do you even get paid for that shit???

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